10 More Things You Shouldn’t Put in Your Vagina

This just in from the New York Post:

“Women are being warned against trying a bizarre new trend that suggests using ground-up wasp nests to tighten and rejuvenate their vaginas.”

I was as shocked as anyone to learn that it’s a bad idea to put ground-up wasp nests inside your vagina. And who are “they” to tell us what we can and cannot put into our bodies, anyway?

OK, so it’s an accredited gynecologist who’s telling us. Still. It’s not as if women are taking whole nests with actual wasps still flying around in them and shoving those up their vaginas. That would be crazy!

Anyway, this article got me thinking: what else should we not be putting in our vaginas? It’s time to inform ourselves, ladies! What follows is a short list of other items that, apparently, don’t belong there.


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